Monday, 31 December 2012

Hero vs Villain

H: Emi bangaram ela vachauv

V: Tanari ni kotha mani ma boss pampinchadu

H: Entha mandhi vacharu

V: 4 guru

H: Enduku bangaram antha mandhi

V: vadu antey chepu 2 no pampinstanu venukaku

H: Adi ne istam

V: Ray idaru velipondhi ra

H: Epudu randhi ra

V: Po ra das vadini ela kothali antey ( anna adi ........ po ra)

H: ......... okadu out

H: Ekadiki velipothunaru bangaram

V: Idaru velaru kada anna valani tesukoni vastam

H: ok  Bangaram

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Raj ( enduku love chestado vadikay teliyadu)

Boy: Meru enduku chanipovali anukonthunaru

Girl: Meku enduku

Boy:enduku kantey daniki ans na dagara ledu meku chepalanukonitey chepandhi

Girl: Nenu manchi company lo job chestunanu mnth ki 70k salary vastundhi
       (boy manasulo  dhi amma 70k na elagaina love pethali)  kani ma family ki na medha kaney na salary medha prema ekuva apulu ani chala echanu. kani epudu inka apuu undhi ani adiguthunaru. inka enthi ani adiginadagini istava chastava ananu anduku ela .......

Boy: k, naku meru antey istam I love you

Girl: what.....

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My Own Dialogue 10

Hero : Ray neku 2 min time estanu 1 min lo nakala mundhu lekunda velipo

Villain: velaka potey emi chestauv ra

Hero : taruvatha nekay telustundhi kada emi chestano...

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My Own Dialogue 9

Nanu kothadaniki vachinavadini kothadaniki try chestanu

nanu kothamana vadini chepatani try chestanu

nanu target chesinavadini lokam lo lekunda chestanu


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Sunday, 30 December 2012

Chanran and pawankalyan saw d accident.........
 

charan: babai 108 ki call cheyi ..
pawan:108 di no cheppu ra....
charan: eamo babai naku kuda teliyadu..
pawan .shit .ipduud ela ra...................

Driver vs balayya vs ntr

Driver : sir petrol ipoindi koncham kuda munduku velladu .
Balayya : ithe venakki poni intiki veldam.
Ntr: picchi babai intlo kuda petrol ledu!!!

balu to his frd

Balu to his frnd:e roju ratri ki natho dinner cheyadaniki neekem abhyantharam ledu kada..
Friend:ledu....
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Balu:aithe ratri ki nenu me intiki dinner ki vasthuna poyi yerpatlu chesko....

Friday, 28 December 2012

Love leka

ప్రియతమా నీవచట కుశలమా నేనిచట
కుశలమే....
కమ్మని ఈ ప్రేమలేఖనే రాసింది హృదయమే....
ప్రియతమా నీవచట కుశలమా నేనిచట కుశలమే
ఊహలన్ని పాటలే కనుల తోటలో తొలి కలల
కవితలే మాట మాటలో ఒహో..కమ్మని ఈ
ప్రేమలేఖనే రాసింది హృదయమే

Omkar

Omkar gadu kobbari chettu akkadu
appuduu???
Omkar : kobbari chettu ekkithe
engineering college ammayilu
kanipistunnaru. Ramya : Chethulu
vadiley medical college ammayilu
kanipistaru...

interview

balu Interview ki velladu :
Intrviwer : Ninnu 2 Minute C.M
chesthe am chesthav ?
balu : Maggi Noodles
chesukunta .
Intrviwer: Why....??
balu : 2 Minutes lo am
cheyosthadhi okka Maggi Noodles
thappa. 

Intrvwer: mari 5 year
chesthe ....??
balu : 5years C.M ga cheyanu .
Intrvwer: Why....??
balu : Antha Maggi Noodles Avaru
thintaru...??

Thursday, 27 December 2012

True

How to kill a BOY..??
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Just give him a mobile with
lots of beautiful Girl's mobile
number..
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Then Lock him in a place with
No - N E T W O R K coverage
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How to kill a GIRL.. ??
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Give her a beautiful dress,
nice jewellerys, costly
cosmetics..
Then, lock her in a room
without a - M I R R O R

Tagina koduku tho nana

One day a son came home fully
drunk.
He is afraid of his dad.
Manodiki valla daddy ante piccha
bhayam. Tagesi vacchadu ani
telisthe intlo oka dead body lesthadi
ani telsu. He thought
" ammo nanna chusthe
savagottesthadu . Edokati cheyali "
Fast fast ga laptop open chesi
nokkadam start chesadu.
Inthalo manodi daddy vacchesadu.
Daddy: em chesthunnav ra?
Son: mail pampishthunna darry
flend ki.
Daddy: nijam cheppu tagesi vacchav
kada?
Son: ayyo! No darry!
Daddy:

"Aithe briefcase open chesi evariki
mail pamputhunnav ra jaffa??"

Engineering Student

Engineering Student : Naku Sanskrit Nerpinchandi ..

LecTurer : Nduku ??

Engineering Student : Devath­­ala Basha kada Swargam velthe panikosthundhi.­­.

Lecturer :Mari Narakam velthe ??

Engineering
Student :Thitta­­dam lo P.H.D kada sir...

lady anchor

 lady anchor:ekkadi nundi call chestunnaru?

Caller: l.b.nagar

anchor:maadi same area, ye apartment?

Calr: aruna appartments

anchor:maadi same apartment, ye flat?

Clar:20

anchor:maadi same flat, inthaki evarandi meeru?

Calr: Donga moham dhana nee mogudiney thalam chevi ekkada pettav dorakatam ledu

Wednesday, 26 December 2012

SVSC Dialogues

SVSC Dialogues

1)Ee madhya na time yemito naakhey ardham kaavatledhu chusina 2 nimushalalo padipothandi prathidhinu

2) ammailu pogidithey padipotharu anukunnanu kani palakaristhey padipotharu anukoledhu

3) ma abbaila baadha mikem thelusey love lo unna nidra pattadhu love lo fail ayina nidrapattadhu miru maathram always happys

Mom Dad care's

No love is greater than mom's love

No care is greater than dad's care

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SVSC

SVSC Dialogue :: Ma Abbayila Badha Meekem Telisey? Love Lo Unna Nidrapattadhu, Love Lo Fail Ayina Nidrapattadhu...Meeru Matram Always Happy.

AN ENGINER'S LOVESTORY

An ENGINER'S LOVESTORY


Engg-
i can climb mount everest for u
i can swim 7 oceans n come 2 met u.
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.Girl-
Can u Come 2 met me Tomorrow?
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Boy-
No.!! Repu naaku Supplement Exam undhi...

Balayya vs Ntr (Facebook)

balayya: aray nako doubt

jr.ntr: yento cheppu babai

balayya: "I AM GOING" antay enti ra

jr.ntr: nenu velthunnanu babai

balayya: oray koncham cheppi
vellara!!

he he lolllllllll..............
balayya
kirakkkkkkkk........

My Own Dialogue 8

Friend: Ray tanu love cheyatam ledu ra ....

Hero : Tanu love  chestundhi ani   tanu kallu cheputhunai ra ......

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My Own Dialogue 7

Heroin: Nanu nijam ga love chestunava

Hero: Yes ,Entha ga antey nanu nenu chapukoney antha ga ...

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sai chand

O prema.........

About Girls Love

Know About Friendship - Telugu Quotation - Friendship Quote

      ఆకాశం లోని మేఘానికి తెలుసు...
      తను ఏ రోజుకైనా కరిగి పోతుందని..
      జలపాతం లోని నీటికి తెలుసు...
      తను ఏ రోజుకైనా ఆవిరై పోతుందని..
      కానీ...

      ఈ నా హృదయానికి మాత్రమే తెలుసు...
      నీ మీద ప్రేమ ఏనాటికీ చెరగదని.... 

My Own Dialogue 6


Main Villain: Das vadini narakatam start chesaka naku phone chey ...vadi arthanadalu nenu vinali 

Villain 1: Ok sir 

Hero : Me sir ki chepu marichipokundha phone cheyamanu ....na arthanadalu vinataniki kadi mevi venataniki 


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My Own Dialogue 5

Nenay No 1 aney vadivenaka evaru raru .......

Nuv No 1 aney vadi venaka andharu untaru ......

Alanthi place naku kavali ..........danikosam eni years aena wait chestanu .....

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My Own Dialogue 4

Villain: Ray Ne Abba.....

Hero: Oksari na abba History guruthu techuko inko sari ne abba ani anauv......

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saichand

My Own Dialogue 3

Villain: Ray emi chusukoni ra neku antha pogaru

Hero : Nanu nanu ga chukovatam...........

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My Own Dialogue 2

Hero :Nenu mental na kodukuni na joliki ravadu ......

         Vachini vadiki Head lekundha chestanu....ok

         Dhamu untey randhi oka abba ki ammaki puthinavadu ani old dialogue chepanu .......

         Okadu anena ravali vadin kotey debalaku venakaunavallu ..........



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My Own Dialogue 1

Naku No 1 antey istam .............
Nenay No 1 Anipinchu kovatam inka istam


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saichand

Welcome

Hi

This is sai From Welcome to Myowndialogues.