True

How to kill a BOY..??
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Just give him a mobile with
lots of beautiful Girl's mobile
number..
.
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Then Lock him in a place with
No - N E T W O R K coverage
.
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How to kill a GIRL.. ??
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Give her a beautiful dress,
nice jewellerys, costly
cosmetics..
Then, lock her in a room
without a - M I R R O R

Tagina koduku tho nana

One day a son came home fully
drunk.
He is afraid of his dad.
Manodiki valla daddy ante piccha
bhayam. Tagesi vacchadu ani
telisthe intlo oka dead body lesthadi
ani telsu. He thought
" ammo nanna chusthe
savagottesthadu . Edokati cheyali "
Fast fast ga laptop open chesi
nokkadam start chesadu.
Inthalo manodi daddy vacchesadu.
Daddy: em chesthunnav ra?
Son: mail pampishthunna darry
flend ki.
Daddy: nijam cheppu tagesi vacchav
kada?
Son: ayyo! No darry!
Daddy:

"Aithe briefcase open chesi evariki
mail pamputhunnav ra jaffa??"

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LecTurer : Nduku ??

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Lecturer :Mari Narakam velthe ??

Engineering
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lady anchor

 lady anchor:ekkadi nundi call chestunnaru?

Caller: l.b.nagar

anchor:maadi same area, ye apartment?

Calr: aruna appartments

anchor:maadi same apartment, ye flat?

Clar:20

anchor:maadi same flat, inthaki evarandi meeru?

Calr: Donga moham dhana nee mogudiney thalam chevi ekkada pettav dorakatam ledu